In the timeless classic 'Where Are the Customers' Yachts?', Fred Schwed takes us on a wry and insightful journey through the opulent yet deceitful corridors of Wall Street. With a wit sharp enough to slice through the dense fog of financial jargon, Schwed exposes the absurdities of an industry built on the precarious dreams of its patrons. The title itself is a satirical jab at the heart of financial elitism, stemming from a tale of a naive visitor who, upon seeing the lavish yachts owned by bankers and brokers, wonders where the customers' yachts are docked. Of course, the punchline hits hard with the realization that the customers, despite their investments, could hardly afford rowboats, let alone yachts. Schwed's book, adorned with humor that has not aged a day since its first publication, serves as a beacon of sanity in the often irrational world of investment. Through clever anecdotes and timeless wisdom, it delivers a crucial critique of the financial advisement industry, where the interests of the clients often become secondary to the profit motives of their advisors. 'Where Are the Customers' Yachts?' is not just a hilarious exploration of Wall Street's lunacy but a must-read for anyone looking to navigate the treacherous waters of investment with their finances—and their sanity—intact. This book remains a pillar of financial literature, reminding readers that in the grand casino of Wall Street, the house always wins—unless, of course, you're wise to their game.