In "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please," Tom Segura, a celebrated stand-up comedian and podcast co-host, delivers a riotously funny and refreshingly honest collection of essays that delve into the chaos of parenting, peculiar celebrity run-ins, and the absurdity of everyday life. With his trademark sardonic wit, Segura recounts tales from his action-packed life, ranging from the challenges of raising two young children with an appetite for the macabre to navigating the unpredictable waters of fame and public life. His stories resonate with anyone who's ever craved a moment of solitude amidst life's relentless pandemonium or found themselves in situations so bizarre they could only laugh. Segura masterfully blends humor with introspection, revealing the influence of his eccentric South American family, the surreal moments of his career, and his adventures in misanthropy. Whether it's reflecting on his son's plea for alone time that became Segura's own mantra, sharing outlandish encounters with celebrities, or exposing the raw, often hilarious reality of family dynamics, Segura's narrative is both a comedic tour de force and a candid exploration of the human condition. "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please" is an invitation to laugh, reflect, and find solace in the shared absurdity of our lives, making it a must-read for fans and new readers alike.